Jon Jafuckme

Word Count: 1200


Summary: i was sad. i wrote fic. it's sad.

don't write things when you're sad

kinda feel like throwing up now

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I shouldn't be posting this because it's nothing but word vomit but I am because I am in a funk and all I can do in funks is write bits self indulgent porn, so maybe if I post enough of this atrocity it will motivate me to finish something actually worthwhile.

it's a process?????

Well anyway this came about from a conversation I had with Chelsea because in the most recent ep of Godzilla Arin was all "I was a straight up southern boy.", and it made me think of role reversal high school AU with punk Jon and lovely little Arin who just transferred from Florida and somehow has a slight southern twang because of reasons. AND THUS THIS ISSUED FORTH.

I'm sorry it's bad the porn is p nice tho

Word Count: 1000




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I don't even wanna talk about this. It was stressful and I spent so much time thinking about it it just made me sick, which is stupid because literally all it is is porn. Nothing else. You can tell how sick I was of it by the end, by the cheesetastic blatant cutoff. People seem to like it for whatever reason, unfortunately.


Word Count: 2000
Summary: “Don’t tell me you’re nervous,” Jon said. He smiled up at Arin, like he already knew the answer, and scooted up further so that he could stick his face under Arin’s chin.

Arin winced when Jon bit hard into his neck, and Jon laved at the spot with his tongue in apology.

“No, I’m not nervous,” Arin spat, annoyed.


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by Fall Out Boy

ba dum psh

Ah, yes. The AU that launched a thousand shippers. Although, I wrote this prior to the """"official"""" canon. ur a tru 90's kid if u wrote hs au b4 the popular kidzzzzz~~

Anyway, this was literally written in the span of one class I failed to pay attention in and however long it took me to drink a grande Americano. I'm kind of surprised that it's not completely terrible. The funny thing is, I originally wrote it with Jon being the little punk kid, and then halfway through I was like "Nah man, Arin is totes a lil sack of shit."

I can't remember if I like it or not tbh whoops I'm not reading it again.

Word Count: 1000
Summary: The title is a pretty accurate summary, honestly.

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I really love this a lot. I'd say this is my favorite egotron thing I've written thus far, which I guess is a little sad considering how short it is. I'd love to do a full length Mudergrumps thing but I wanna wait until I can come up with something really good that won't feel run into the ground or predictable.

Word Count: 500
Prompt: Brute Jon

!WARNING! THIS IS ABOUT CRAZY HOMICIDAL PEOPLE SO, YOU KNOW. TREAD LIGHTLY.

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I like this more reading it over now than I did when I first wrote it. It's kind of sweet, my first egotron. uvu The stupid joke in it still makes me facepalm tho. And that was actually real life--my roommate did that to me. Honestly I think Arin would know what a Kotatsu was before Jon, but whatever.

Word Count: 1500
Summary: "Fucking get under here, it’s a kotatsu," Jon huffed, losing his patience.

He grabbed Arin’s arm and tugged him closer, and finally Arin complied as he let himself be pulled forward. He grumbled and brushed Jon’s fretting hands away as he made himself comfortable, and then he smiled and buried his face in the toasty fabric.

"Oh", he said simply.

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